Almost every advert in the world is, to some extent, a little bit unbelievable.
It could be that the people in the ad are smiling a little too much, or that everything just looks that tiny bit too perfect.
Or it could be that the accessories the company in question has chosen to jazz up their product are so ridiculous that the whole thing falls apart on closer inspection.
Enter bath trays. As pianist Sharon Su perfectly illustrated in a Twitter thread this weekend, they may be the worst offenders of all.
Here’s Su’s thread, in all its glory.
The people who manufacture bathtub trays seem to have no idea what women actually do in the bath and I find that strangely comforting pic.twitter.com/wHWCRteSYO
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
You know it’s not a complete bath without a glass of red wine, a tiny latte, and an empty mug. Ambience brought to you by a phone video of a woman playing a ukulele and a handful of rose petals where your undressed salad normally goes pic.twitter.com/yFkBPczJfK
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
As a woman, I enjoy painting my nails in the bathtub while simultaneously grabbing handfuls of cornflakes, reading about global warning, and watching people playing lady and the tramp with a giant sandwich pic.twitter.com/OlBddJn8xq
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
This company has figured out what women really want while bathing: half a bottle of j’adore perfume to continually spray while nomming on cherries and sipping an electric blue cocktail pic.twitter.com/TO5QblI48N
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
The EXCESS in this photo! White AND red wine! Green AND purple grapes! Eight kinds of cheese! And the piece de resistance…not one, but TWO phones pic.twitter.com/NulMR2S1yE
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
Look if you’re not chowing down on waffles and hot dogs while gazing at stock photography of the ocean then what are you even doing pic.twitter.com/2EQvQNsa9k
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
In short I have learned that I am apparently bathing all wrong and will rectify this immediately
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
Time to embrace this, people: get your trays, your unlikely snacks, your various alcohols, and your undressed salads, stat.
It’s bath o’clock.
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